i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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