do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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