mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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