so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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