I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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