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(402): View more from Nebraska

New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area

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(217): View more from Illinois

he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.

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(925): View more from California

I cannot believe I said bareback movement...

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?

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(925): View more from California

She still cant shoot whiskey?

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Im having serious doubts about this relationship

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(509): View more from Washington

It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!

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(719): View more from Colorado

We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful

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