Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
