i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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