Grow some girl-balls and come out already
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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