i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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