:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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