Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
