we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
What a dumb baby whore.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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