she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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