Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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