are you still at the devil's house?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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