so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
why is half of my head shaved?
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