I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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