CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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