His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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