hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Panties = found
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