I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Success! We fucked roommates!
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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