He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Do vagina's smell?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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