Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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