I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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