I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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