Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Operation Purity has been aborted
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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