How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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