what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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