brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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