jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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