Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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