im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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