Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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