Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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