Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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