You're my little dorito
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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