I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
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