I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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