Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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