thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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