i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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