hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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