69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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