He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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