Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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