Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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