Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Randomize