Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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