After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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