he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
