I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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