holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
