Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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